{"slip": { "id": 79, "advice": "Just because you are offended, doesn't mean you are right."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 123, "advice": "Winter is coming."}}
{"fact":"Cats have about 130,000 hairs per square inch (20,155 hairs per square centimeter).","length":83}
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{"slip": { "id": 220, "advice": "Most things are not as bad as you think they are."}}
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