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Hugh Southern was a performing arts manager, known for his work as the executive director of Theater Development Fund, acting chairman and deputy chairman of programs for the National Endowment for the Arts, Washington, D.C., and as the general manager of the Metropolitan Opera in New York City.
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Paulo Roberto de Almeida Paula is a Brazilian long-distance runner who competed in marathon races. He finished 8th in the marathon at the 2012 London Olympics, 15th at the 2016 Rio Olympics and 68th at the 2020 Tokyo Olympics. He is a member of the Cruzeiro Sport Club.
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