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K-W United FC was a Canadian women's soccer team, founded in 2006. The team was a member of the USL W-League, the second tier of women's soccer in the United States and Canada. The team played in the Central Conference against teams from Laval, London, Ottawa, Quebec City, and Toronto.
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